If Grandad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Funny Handyman Quote Design
This If Grandad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed design is a single layered cut file that comes with SVG, PNG, DXF, EPS and PDF files ready for shirts, mugs, workshop signs, hoodies, vinyl decals and tote bags. You get the bold block lettering IF GRANDAD CAN’T FIX IT WE’RE ALL SCREWED set inside a dashed rectangular border with a teal blue electric power drill and drill bit, all in a distressed grunge texture on black, white and teal blue. It is perfect for Father’s Day, Grandparents Day or a birthday gift for a confident DIY grandad who loves funny loving projects.
Design breakdown
This is a single square design shown on a solid black background, cut in 3 layers using black, white and teal blue. The artwork uses bold block typography in a distressed grunge texture with a dashed rectangular border around the quote and an electric power drill with drill bit as the illustration. Medium cutting complexity with solid shapes suited for vinyl and larger prints.
| Layers | 3 |
|---|---|
| Colours | 3 — black (#000000), white (#FFFFFF), teal blue (#2E9DB8) |
| Lettering | IF GRANDAD / CAN’T FIX IT / WE’RE ALL SCREWED / LAYERD / SVG PNG EPS DXF / DOWNLOAD |
| Background | solid black |
| Cut complexity | medium |
| Orientation | square |
What’s included
- SVG
- PNG (300 dpi, transparent)
- DXF
- EPS
Works with
- Cricut Design Space
- Silhouette Studio (Designer Edition)
- Brother ScanNCut
- Adobe Illustrator
- Inkscape
- CorelDRAW
How to use
Unzip your download folder, then import the SVG, DXF or EPS into Cricut Design Space, Silhouette Studio, Brother ScanNCut or Illustrator. Use the 300 dpi transparent PNG for sublimation or direct print. Size up for shirts and signs, keep the drill detail at 4 inches or larger for clean cuts.
Licence
Personal and small-business commercial use. Sell finished physical items; do not resell or redistribute the files themselves.
FAQ
What files are included in this download?
You get 5 files: SVG, PNG with 300 dpi and transparent background, DXF, EPS and PDF. All are included in one zipped folder ready to use.
Can I use this design on a workshop sign or t-shirt?
Yes, this funny grandad design works well on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, workshop signs, vinyl decals and tote bags. The bold block letters and drill graphic stay readable on both fabric and wood.
Which cutting machines does this work with?
It works with Cricut Design Space, Silhouette Studio Designer Edition, Brother ScanNCut, Adobe Illustrator, Inkscape and CorelDRAW for both cutting and printing.
Can I resize it and sell finished items I make?
Yes, you can resize it freely for your project and keep the proportions locked to avoid distortion. The licence allows personal and small-business commercial use to sell finished physical items, but you cannot resell or share the files themselves.
